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Hey my name is Samantha Matos. I go to Bates College. I'm here to make you laugh, drool over sexy men, make you hungry, blah blah blah you get the point. :)
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Wait for someone who keeps you sane, but also drives you crazy in all the right ways.

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

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Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

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this is my favorite thing

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

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