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Hey my name is Samantha Matos. I go to Bates College. I'm here to make you laugh, drool over sexy men, make you hungry, blah blah blah you get the point. :)
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jackviolet:

The cop who shot a dog in front of its 6 year old owner was fired after outrage from the community and a “Justice for Apollo” campaign.

The cop who shot an unarmed black teen is on paid leave and remains protected by his department. So far, days of outrage and protest have still not brought any justice to Mike Brown.

In America, in 2014, the life of a black man is valued less than that of a dog.

Literally.

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commisure:

i dont know whats emptier, my bank account or my love life

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johnnapaige:

juilan:

Because a piece of gum told me to

Omg I want this gum!

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When someone asks me if I like my crush

whatshouldwecallme:

When someone asks me if I've lost my virginity yet

the-perks-0f-being-a-cactus:

 

kcesliv-irot:

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this is how my kids will learn the alphebet

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Tonight, watching the Walking Dead, I’s like

the-jesters-paramour:

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but then I was like

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and finally I was just like

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(Source: the-jesters-whore)

muchlove-elizabeth:

Questions for my next boyfriend:
What’s your idea of a perfect date?
What’s your favorite movie?
How many walkers have you killed?
How many people have you killed?
Why?

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